Everyone looks sexy in only underwear + overshirt
“I am the blood of the dragon, she told herself as she took the stallion’s heart in both hands, lifted it to her mouth, and plunged her teeth into the tough, stringy flesh.
The heart of a stallion would make her son strong and swift and fearless, or so the Dothraki believed, but only if the mother could eat it all.”
So tonight I hung out with Taylor Swift at her own house. She hand choose me to go to her house and we listened to her entire 1989 album. Let me tell you it was amazing and will blow your mind. She said she has wanted to meet me for awhile and knew my name before I even told her. We danced in her living room, she baked us cookies, she gave us pizza, and I played with her cats. I can’t not thank Taylor and her team for this amazing, once in a life time opportunity. Taylor is the kindest and most down to earth person I have ever met and the fact that Taylor opened her house to 30 fans is beyond me. Thank you
taylorswift for everything! ❤ Oh and Taylor said “this is our cool best friend pose”!!! #1989secretsessions
men took my little pony away from us girls so us teen girls are takin pro wrestling fuck yall just try n stop us
have fun fetishizing the shit out of *real life* celebrities. it actually makes the people who sexualize the shit out of children’s cartoons seem normal.
did you just imply being attracted to actual real human males isn’t normal but wanting to fuck cartoon horses is
I need to reblog this again because it still makes me laugh
i think i want to see a cartoon about these guys
Omg.. The way the cat slows down to allow the bun to catch up, probably because it knows how much the bun likes to stop and look at stuff
has anyone noticed THAT THE BUNNY IS TRYING TO WALK LIKE THE CAT.
"Walking is so tedious, how do you do it?"
"Leaping about is undignified and exhausting. It’s beneath me."
"Unless you’re chasing the red dot."
"I KEEP MY HOME LIFE AND PROFESSIONAL LIFE SEPARATE."